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There are times when you realize that Moms just don’t get enough credit. Obviously they carried you for nine months (or in my case 7, but it’s ok to cut corners sometimes, babies are heavy and I think my brain is mostly developed). … Continue reading →

The neighborhood men think that Cat and I are construction workers. They keep offering to “help” (in exchange for money to buy crack) so we just let them think we remodel homes for a living. Another man hits on either … Continue reading →

So a couple days ago I decided to have a small bonfire in the backyard.  My friend Carson left his firepit at my house and the weather was at that perfect temperature for a fire. (The kind of temps where you … Continue reading →

Lesson learned: Don’t Armorall your brake pedal. I don’t think this warrants much explaining. I knew better and I did it anyways. The upside is that every driving trip is an adventure and I’m pretty sure I would qualify for the … Continue reading →

I come home from work the other day to find this: What the heck?!?! That’s MY dog! Decoy didn’t even take the time to try to act repentant. She just looked up at me like: What? This is no big deal. … Continue reading →

First off, I don’t like you. I never have. I have many reasons for this which I will not go into right now. But let’s just say that you are all blood sucking parasites without souls. (At best.) Which brings … Continue reading →

Let me preface this by saying that I fully support the Boy Scouts. I think it’s an awesome program (gaming Merit badge aside)(Yes. It’s a real Merit badge, the youth of America can now receive an esteemed patch for going into a … Continue reading →